There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
Randomize
