I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
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