Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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