he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
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