I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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