Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
one two three fourrrrnication!
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
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