It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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