I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
Randomize
