The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
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