i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
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