There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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