She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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