Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
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the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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