At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
im six kinds of drunk right now
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
whose parrot is this?
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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