we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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