I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
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