Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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