Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Moan for me like Helen Keller
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Randomize
