Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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