I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
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