doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
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