new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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