I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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