I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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