But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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