Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
operation have a gay friend backfired
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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