Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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