I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.�
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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