Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I don't usually arrange sex via text message
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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