i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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