new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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