I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
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