David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
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