Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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