the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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