theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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