My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.�
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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