Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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