Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
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