He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
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