another moral hangover. fuck.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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