butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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