Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
Randomize
