How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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