we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
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