"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
He called his prostate his "boner button".
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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