You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Randomize
