YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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