She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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