what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
